The Fancy OB/GYN Patient

My mother's friend's mother hadn't been to the OBGYN for quite a while and was very nervous so she cleaned up and used a nice smelling feminine deodorant.

When she gets to the OBGYN and she's in the stir-ups, the doctor comments "Fancy" referring the pleasant smell. The woman is mortified and completely embarrassed that the doctor would comment on such a thing.

When she arrives home, she realizes that she used glitter spray and not the deodorant.