Is It NBA Or NFL?

urbanlegends — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:56:47 +0000

Have been accused of spousal abuse

Have been arrested for fraud

Have been accused of writing bad checks

117

Have directly or indirectly Bankrupted at least 2 businesses

Have done time for assault

Repeat… 71, Cannot Get a credit card due to bad credit

Have been arrested on drug-related charges

Have been arrested for shoplifting

Currently Are defendants in lawsuits

Have been arrested for drunk driving In The last year

Can You guess which organization this is?

Give up yet? . . Scroll down,

Neither, it’s the 435 members of the
United States Congress

The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

You Gotta pass this one on!

Anonymous Reader

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I’ve been asked to find out if this legendary email which started circulating in 1999 is true. The accusations don’t mention any names or any further details other than making broad and harsh statements. I’ll post this here as a legend, but will not be researching to clear the names of or condemn all the members of congress in 1999.

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The Two Hitchikers

urbanlegends — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:05:56 +0000

A salesman driving along the highway one day saw a hitcher and decided picking him up would be a good way to relieve his boredom. After he did, he immediately regretted it because the man was large and menacing and his questions about the salesman’s business quickly made him nervous.

Ahead he saw another hitchhiker and decided his best bet was to pick this one up too, especially since this one was well dressed and very clean-cut. As soon as the second hitcher got in the back seat he pointed a gun at the two men in the front and demanded their valuables.

The front-seat passenger swung his arm back and smashed the robber in the head with his elbow, knocking him unconscious. Before the salesman could even say anything, the large man took the gun and all the unconscious robbers possessions and pushed him back out of the car. As he turned to the salesman, gun in hand, the salesman begged him not to hurt him promising to do whatever the large man wanted. The large hitchhiker said: “Relax buddy, I’m not gonna rob you, it’s my day off.”

Jasmine Año from the Philippines

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The Two Hitchikers