UrbanLegendsOnline.com » Entries tagged with "funny"
Helping Papa in the Garden
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just … Read entire article »
Filed under: Food
The Robin Williams Peace Plan
You gotta love Robin Williams…… Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams’ plan…(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan." 1. "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ‘ole’ boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and … Read entire article »
Filed under: Celebrities, Hollywood, UrbanLegendsOnline
The Nut & the Nuts
A young woman was driving alone one night near the local Insane Asylum when she heard on the radio that a dangerous Lunatic had escaped. Within minutes she heard a pop and felt one of her tires go flat. She built up her nerve and got out and began to change the tire. Just as she slid the spare on she noticed a man in a plain white uniform staring at her from the bushes. Startled, she dropped the lug nuts and heard them scatter on the ground, as she vainly searched in the darkness for the scattered lug nuts she heard the man slowly approaching. Terrified, she asked herself in a trembling voice, "What am I going to do now?" The lunatic replied "Why don’t you take one … Read entire article »
