Get Out of the Car!

getoutofthecar1(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida)

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it!  Get out of the car!”

The four men didn’t wait for a second threat.  They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat.  She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. 

She tried and tried, and then she realized why.  It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. 

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing.

He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

The moral of the story?  If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.

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36 Responses

  1. demon child says:


  2. Koven says:

    So much win.

  3. Devesh Patel says:

    Epic fayil

  4. TheKnower says:


  5. TheKnower's Mom says:

    TheKnower is my sun get back to your bed!

  6. theladythatsaidgetoutofthecar says:

    u little children are so snobby. It isnt my fault if my car and their car look alike. The next person that posts a piece of critism about me will get stalked to their houses by me and will be threatened to get out of their house. Don’t worry, I won’t have a gun but i will have a machetti.

  7. guest454 says:

    lol who ever u are stop faking ur id, how can u make fun of old people >.>

  8. someone says:

    I’m sorry but that elderly lady just got swag points…

  9. Chuck Norris says:

    I approve this story

  10. Ali says:

    Haha Chuck Norris Rules! But Hahah This Is Halrious. That Old Lady Needs To Go Back To The Nursing Home

  11. Delilah Covington says:

    Sound like my teacher!

  12. Anonymous says:


  13. j3poypalab0y says:

    funny ^_^

  14. YO MAMA says:

    Get of my laaawwn… this is funnay.

  15. Sangre says:


  16. Rianna says:

    This is why I love old people XD

  17. Alonna says:

    Sorry Woman, but that mistake was really funny…. But you still seem like a cool grandma. Sorry if that was insulting…. ill… just… shut.. up…. now.

  18. zombiegirl says:

    if u see an old granny with a gun…. run for ur life

  19. Anonymous says:

    i dam near pissed myself

  20. Anonymous says:

    this is not really an urban ledgen

  21. Shangre says:

    every time i always laugh at this

  22. poopoo says:

    That granny is poo.
    Your all poo.

  23. Unknown says:

    XD HA HA HA HA HA!!!
    I Wish they had a Video about it

  24. Anonymous says:

    She da original gangsta in da house

  25. hi says:

    this is not funny

  26. hi says:

    I mean its not scary it is funny

  27. lolmaster says:

    well that was a big mistake! XD

  28. Anonymous says:


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  30. Anonymous says:

    wish my damn grandma did this would of been hilarious

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