The Nut & the Nuts

A young woman was driving alone one night near the local Insane Asylum when she heard on the radio that a dangerous Lunatic had escaped. Within minutes she heard a pop and felt one of her tires go flat. She built up her nerve and got out and began to change the tire. Just as … Read more

Heavy Cadillac

A driver of a ready-mix concrete truck left for work one day in a bit of a hurry. Later in the morning he realized he had forgotten his lunch, so he decided to simply stop by his house during a delivery and pick it up. As he approached the house, he noticed a strange, new … Read more

Gang Lights

If you are driving after dark and see an on-coming car with no headlights on, DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS AT THEM! This is a common gang member "initiation game" that goes like this: The new gang member under initiation drives along with no headlights, and the first car to flash their headlights at him … Read more

Your Cruise Control (NOT A JOKE)

Subject: Fw: Your Cruise Control (NOT A JOKE) Did you know this..I did not…. A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago and totaled her car. A resident of Kilgore, Texas, she was traveling between Gladewater & Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessively, when her car suddenly began to hydroplane and … Read more

Carjacker Warnings.

You have just gotten into your automobile and started it when you notice a piece of paper has suddenly appeared on your back window. You immediately get out of your still running automobile to investigate the source of the note when a carjacker appears on the other side, jumps into your car and drives off. … Read more